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A cup of whipped cream weighs a lot less than a cup of carrots, but you will gain more weight from eating the whipped cream

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Not if you're lactose intolerant. A cup of whipped cream is negative calories bc you'll express shit last 12 hours of food.

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or it will just sit there causing horrific stabbing pains for 24 hours

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Thats not how lactose intolerance works exactly. But your point is true.

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I hate that i physically understand this reply.

Edit: spelling (typical ;_;)

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Poop and calories are different things

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You will gain more fat from whip cram, temporarily you will gain more weight for the carrots.

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Op · 2 mo. ago

Boom 🤯

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Youll only gain weight from cram if you're eating it when ur not marching. It's meant as a travel ration.

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This sub was once super selective with what were actual original 'shower thoughts but now it's just "If you shit in a bag it goes plop"

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Yea this sub went from weird stonery epiphanies (ie showerthoughts), to non-political twitter, to now just "wood and would are spelled different but said the same" level insights

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Yeah, but the second you have a real original thought automod says "fuck you".

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I agree fart chewer 6000

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Who says you'll gain any weight whatsoever from either? Consume less calories than you're burning and you'll burn fat to make the difference and lose weight. Mind you, that's a bad diet plan, but technically true.

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The cup of cream will weigh more than the cup of carrots if you don't whip it.

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So what you are saying is you must whip it?

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But before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it.

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I can never be bothered to whip the cream I just put 30% fat full creme into my coffee with 1/5th of a block of butter

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